Fatter creatures  children these days are more likely to hit puberty... As early as Seven.
Good grief.
According to this article, 10 percent of white females, and 23 percent of black females had started developing tits already... At the wee green (rather ripe now) age of seven!
And the numbers appear to nearly double, as they hit one year later, at age 8.

http://health.yahoo.net/news/s/nm/us_puberty_earlier

What a hideous happenstance. Does this mean 1 in 5 of those beasts running around has boobs already?

It appears the hormones in our foods these days, coupled with higher stress levels have urged the human beast to grow ever faster. I'm sure he's caught on to me, and now evolution spurs them ever faster to keep up, before they are discovered– before my word gets them known.